Answers to Stupid Questions

1. Someone calls you at 2 am in the night and ask you, “are you sleeping?” Answer: no, I’m picking beans…
2. When it’s raining and someone notices you going out yet they ask; are you going out in this rain?? Answer: no in the next one
3. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; did u just have a bath? Answer: no, I fell into the toilet bowl.
4. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask; going up?? Answer: no, I’m waiting for my office to come down to me!
5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you still ask him; are those flowers? Answer: no baby, they’re carrots!
6. You’re in the toilet and you locked the door, someone knocks on the door asking; is anyone there? Answer: No! na shit lock the door…mtscheew!!
7. You’re in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend sees you and asks; what are you doing here? Answer: I’m here to pay my school fees.